Its about making memories worth repressing
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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