I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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