is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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