I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
