I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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