lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Drunk is not a location!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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