We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
