Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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