I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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