let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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