we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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