let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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