White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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