Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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