What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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