Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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