"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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