Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dicks are not precious.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
