i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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