This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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