I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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