He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize