I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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