i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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