How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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