is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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