I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We had sex on a dog bed..
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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