i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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