well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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