Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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