How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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