direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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