TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I did not marry a roomba.
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