So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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