Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
