Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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