I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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