Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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