shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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