Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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