Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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