quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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