Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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