How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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