I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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