Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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