And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Pappa wants mamma naked
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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