My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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