I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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