his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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