Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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