Sacagawea was the original milf.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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