Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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